User:TheCurator471

The mysterious and dark creature that lurks in dank basements and dark closets - the Curator is the strange creator and moderator of the Underwood & Flinch Wiki. He's a wannabe writer that is rarely seen beyond the light of a glowing computer screen. Some say he is a lowly IT Tech, hopeful for a future in novel writing. Others say he's a golem that lurks in your broom closet and piggybacks on your wifi network for free internet access. No one knows for sure. What they do know is he loves the U&F series, and started a wiki in the hopes of reaching out to other listeners lurking in the dark alleys of social media sites and beneath the wet side-streets off the information superhighways.

Next time your Internet speed starts to dwindle, leave a plate of cheese and crackers and a cold Stella Artois in front of your closet in the quietest corner of the darkest room in your house at night. It might please the Curator enough that he'll leave, and your home network will be yours once again.